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Satan and the San Francisco Giants

by Matthew Sieger
01/30/25
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Excerpted from The God Squad: The Born-Again San Francisco Giants of 1978, by Matt Sieger

San Francisco Chronicle sportswriter Lowell Cohn did not write many columns about the God Squadders. He was a columnist, not a beat writer, so he wasn’t in the Giants’ clubhouse every game. Besides, he had to also write about the San Francisco 49ers, the Oakland Raiders, the Golden State Warriors, and the Oakland A’s.

But when he did approach the topic, he did it with gusto.

He wrote a column, “Can Satan Save the Giants?” on May 7, 1980, and it made quite a splash.

On the day the Chronicle published the column, the Gi­ants were in last place in their division with an 8–18 record. In his satirical piece, Cohn concluded that God must hate the Giants. He wrote:

But what does he have against our local heroes? He’s down­right prejudiced against them. No question about it. He has them so befuddled they can’t even count the outs. The irony in all this is that the Giants are a God-fearing bunch if there ever was one. I’ll bet, prayer for prayer, they’re the most God-fearing team in major league baseball. It’s not for me to say why God has singled out the Giants—His ways are very mysterious to man. But as long as things are already shot to hell, I have a suggestion. Join the other team, fellas. Throw in with the Prince of Darkness—the Big D. 

Cohn went on to recommend that at least one Giant sell his soul to the devil to turn the team’s season around, just as long-suffering Washington Senators fan Joe Boyd did in the novel, The Year the Yankees Lost the Pennant, the inspira­tion for the 1955 musical comedy, Damn Yankees, which in turn generated the movie of the same name (Joe Boyd was renamed Joe Hardy for those productions).

“I was joking around,” Cohn told this author. “I wrote my satire on the soul because that’s what people were talk­ing about. I wasn’t ac­cusing them. I was just trying to have fun.”

Almost a year to the day after “Can Satan Save the Gi­ants?” Cohn wrote a sequel, “Lavelle and the Fiend,” in­spired by the piece by George Vecsey of The New York Times that appeared in the Chronicle on May 12, 1981, under the title, “How God Affects the Giants.” Vecsey quoted Lavelle as saying, “One columnist wrote we were not getting any­where by praying to Jesus and that maybe we should try praying to Satan. I remember that column well. I was not re­ally surprised. The Bay Area is the center of devil worship, radical groups and homosexuality in this country. It is a sa­tanic region.”

The day after the Vecsey column appeared in the Chron­icle, Cohn published “Lavelle and the Fiend.” Recognizing that in the Vecsey article Lavelle was referring to Cohn’s “Can Satan Save the Giants?” column, the ever-satirical Cohn wrote, “Lavelle says he remembers my column well. Not true . . . I suggested they sell a soul to the devil, not just pray to him. I’m sure you’ll admit there’s a big difference.”

Cohn continued: 

For a guy who preaches religious tolerance, [Lavelle] is guilty of intolerance. He’s intolerant of radicals, homosex­uals and the Bay Area . . . There are tens of thousands of homosexuals in the Bay Area, especially in San Francisco, but I’ve talked to some of those homosexuals and they say they always thought Gary Lavelle was a good guy and that they rooted for him when he came into the ballgame. Now I’ll bet they’ll change their attitude.

In conclusion, composing his own tongue-in-cheek ver­sion of “Sympathy for the Devil,” Cohn wrote, “Lucifer also made appearances in ‘Damn Yankees,’ ‘The Devil and Daniel Webster,’ ‘Rosemary’s Baby,’ and ‘The Exorcist.’ In each case, I am told he went over real big. So I don’t know what Gary Lavelle’s problem is. Maybe I do. When it comes to religion, Gary Lavelle doesn’t have the least particle of a sense of humor.”

His column had repercussions with the Gi­ants. He wrote about it nine days later in a column titled “Friendly Persuasion.” He had wandered into the Giants’ clubhouse when Johnnie LeMaster called him over. He was expect­ing LeMaster to rake him over the coals for his “Lavelle and the Fiend” column. Instead, Cohn wrote that LeMaster asked him, without a trace of anger, “What do you have against religion?’ Cohn wrote: 

Like Lavelle, LeMaster is a born-again Christian. To them, Satan is no metaphor of evil, but a foul fiend who mingles with us and poisons our world. This never has been easy for me to take seriously . . . I thought LeMaster would drop to his knees and pray for me right there. He lapsed into si­lence. We had always gotten along well, and now I had turned out to be an alien being. The air was not tense, only sad. 

After LeMaster informed Cohn that Lavelle had received some nasty letters in response to his column, Cohn walked over to Lavelle, who was dressing in front of his locker. Cohn asked if Vecsey had misquoted Lavelle. Lavelle replied: 

No. But my answers sounded different when you didn’t hear the questions also. I saw where you wrote I don’t have a sense of humor about religion. It’s true. How can I joke about damnation? People go to hell, you know. God says they do. That’s very serious. And God says homosexuality is a sin. You have to understand this. I condemn the sin, not the sinner. I still have friends who are homosexuals. I’m their friend, but I tell them God says it’s a sin. 

Cohn concluded by confessing his frustration that nei­ther LeMaster nor Lavelle had gotten upset with him: 

The theology of LeMaster and Lavelle seemed so primitive to me—this taking Satan and the Garden of Eden literally, and seeing sexual preference in terms of “sin.” . . . Even if I thought some of their beliefs were wacko, I had to admit LeMaster . . . and Lavelle were patient and kind, and had even turned the other cheek. If they had been conspirators, they couldn’t have made things more difficult for me. 

Regarding turning the other cheek, Lavelle told this au­thor, “I think God calls us to do that, and he’s [Cohn] going to do what he’s going to do, so I’m not going to feed more fuel to the fire by doing something God says I shouldn’t do. I do remember him coming up and we talked about that. I don’t remember the whole discussion.”

How did Lavelle feel about Cohn’s contention that he was intolerant? He replied: 

The way I would respond to that, and I believe this is what I said to him, [is] God loves the sinner, not the sin. And that’s how I feel. I don’t judge homosexuals. They’ve got to face God. But I go by what the Bible tells me, the Word of God. It doesn’t mean I’m intolerant. It just means I don’t believe the same way they do. And he took that and wrote that the way that it made me seem like I just hated the ho­mosexuals and all that stuff, which wasn’t true . . . If the context of the question was, did I hate homosexuals, I would have answered no.

So I think when you make a statement like that to write an article to make you famous or whatever, that to me—I used to get death threats from that article—what he had said was totally taken out of context. And I also said the Church of Satan was started in San Francisco by Anton LeVay [Vecsey did not include that in the article]. That’s just fact. That’s not hearsay. And I said from a spiritual as­pect, I think it’s [San Francisco] very oppressed spiritu­ally—nothing else—spiritually. And I’ve never held any grudges against Glenn Dickey [another San Francisco Chronicle sports columnist who took pot shots at the God Squad] or Lowell Cohn. In fact I prayed for them. Everybody has to walk to the beat of their own drum and everybody is going to answer to God one day. And I’m not the judge.

Matt Sieger, now retired, is a former sports reporter and columnist for The Cortland (New York) Standard and The Vacaville (California) Reporter. He is the author of The God Squad: The Born-Again San Francisco Giants of 1978.