Christian Living

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zee church? or not zee church? Dat IS zee question -dj eckert

Stop !

Tresspasser!

Vaaat is zee nature... of your beesness?

Oh, you half sanctioned papers from zee state?

Vell.... yaass, your 501c3 documents appear to be veddy vell een orter.

Vell vhat den is da nature of yer beesness???

Do you even know?

I sat,
DO YOU EVEN
KNOW ! ?

Oh, you are da liter? of a big,vig mega church organization?

You better be!

You better NOT be von of dos church "liters" who vould tink that the nature of their beesness is spiritual vorfare! ...
quoting such dangerous evil propaganda as...

Ephesians 6:10-12 NIV
Finally, be strong in the Lord and in his mighty power. Put on the full armor of God, so that you can take your stand against the devil’s schemes. For our struggle is not against flesh and blood, but against the rulers, against the authorities, against the powers of this dark world and against the spiritual forces of evil in the heavenly realms.

You better half yer mind straight comrade and remember dis... von...ting:

Zee nature of your beesness ,must! MUST! involve
Pussy footin' vith da devil in a pretty leetle game, where da rules are tied up in pretty leetle sanctioned by
Da state
Hallelujah (fill da seats) bows!
Yaass! Zee Devil verks vith us!

OH yaass,YAASS! Your papers are een orter!

You may pass!

Heil Jeezus?...
Heil Jeezus!

AAAALLLL ! ABORT!........

Aaaa-aallll..........a-bort!!!

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