Humor

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From 40% to 4%, that was a precipitous drop in the chance of precipitaion.
Cold up in New York is different from cold down here in the south. It's a matter of degree.
It's a matter of DEGREES!
High tide is so much cleaner than low tide, covers up all the debris.
High tide is tidyer, you mean. You're such a tidey person.
Well I'll bid you a fond adieu.
And a fondue too.

Hey, speaking of food, have you heard what is the best pb&j sandwich to eat while driving?
What?
One that's made with traffic jam.
Like I said, I bid you a fond adieu. No, don't say it!

Jesus wants a bride without spot or wrinkle.
Then we've got alot to iron out, don't we?

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