Poetry

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Ya like a pot plant sittin in the corner / An ya Jesus life is just a big fat yawner / Ya like a standard lamp / A wheel clamp / An I give thanx I wasn’t born ya / I hate the lukewarm vibes that ya sportin / Ya on life-support hon all risk-free livin / Anya flossed up facade is sayin nothin / Ya give me blisters with ya high grade passive / The backside of my dog is significantly more attractive / To spend a Friday night with / That’s bein positive

So how come Jesus rolls on different rims? / Not like your old things / He’s more bangin than the crims / Respect it is due it seems / Cos unlike you / He don’t smell bad of doo doo / It’s true / Ya similarities are really far and few / Caviar to rat stew / Chateau Brion to ya IRN-BRU / Maserati to ya under-powered Daewoo

Now I know that I hypocriphize / An this fake red noddy hat can ding-a-ling in my size / That’s no word up to the wise / Yeah we all need to deodorize / To stop attractin blow flies / But it’s time to change ya briefs man / Sling the holy ones in the Monday mornin trash can / In the rain for the bin van / An while ya at it ditch that dodgy tie / Ya wear it like an alibi / Y’think wid Da Boss this crap’ll fly? / I wouldn’t even try / Good job he loves ya or ya’d definitely die

An Rose / Quit lookin down ya nose / Before everybody else goes / I’m sick of faith by Photoshop / It’s gotta freekin stop / Or da church is never gonna hip hop / Or rock if that’s more ya style / It’s time to real-up ya profile / Ditch the Brylcreem hairstyle / Makes cats run a country mile / Oh an John ya foolin no one / Time to drop da ugly bomb / Ya spirit life is long gone / If there ever was one / What d’ya say Yvonne?

I’m sorry for da hi speed rant out / But there’s times I jus wanna shout / To throw all my rattles out/ And ask what this is all about? / So lets pick up the Game Plan / Stan and Fran and big Pam / An listen to da Big Man / I know that you can do it Sam / Jus let it out Leanne

So 123 / Welcome to reality / Oh an ditch da cheap coffee

- Alright

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