Humor

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You know you need a new car is very true,
Let a fire truck go by and stops behind you;
The car repair shop on a monthly basis,
Replaces the duct tape while at the office;
Driving into a junkyard might be in error,
They think you stole it and call you a liar;
You know that your car is just way too old,
Manual says Leaded Gas Only typed in bold;
You know you do need a new car as a twist,
Stating Health Risk in the Blue Book list;
Your car is old the garage in your sights,
A pastor stands there to give last rites;
Your car is old all that's holding the door,
A bumper sticker reading Goldwater in 64;
You need a new car finding it broken into,
Not taking but leaving cash of equal value;
Your car needs replaced as a time it strikes,
Evil Knievel refuses a lift as he hitchhikes;
Your search for a new car should begin,
Your mechanic calls up Dr. Jack Kevorkian.

Richard Newton Sherrer

Copyright 2004 Richard Newton Sherrer

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