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What if,
After Jehovah created the universe and all the beautiful creatures he made. He had brought Adam into Eden clothed like a baby?
What if,
When the wicked Lucifer tempted grand mother Eve. She hadn’t given in. Instead she angrily plugged all the fruits and cast them into the sea?
What If,
At the hour when elder statesman,(a.k.a. father Abraham)set out to offer his son (Isaac) as a sacrifice. The poor boy’s intuition warned him and he cleverly pretended he wanted to visit the latrine. But instead, escaped to the land of Sodom to live with his Uncle Lot?
What If,
When the ever-nagging Israelites reached the Red Sea. They decide to have a swim (having of course wearied Moses and persuaded him to join them) and while they were all swimming…Moses lost his rod?
What If,
Baba God decides to have a 5 minutes break and he asked ‘Osama Bin Ladin’ to relief him for those few minutes?
What If,
When the spiritual council in heaven sent forth our redeemer. He bluntly disagreed (like we usually do) and had protested.
“Why Should I be the sacrificial Lamb?”
“Excuse me! I don’t want to be the bad guy on the cross!”
“Why should I bear other peoples burdens?”
“BUT DIDN’T WE WARM that Adam not to eat of the fruit?”
“And as a matter of fact, I am beginning to have a wrong feeling about this whole salvation idea…”
“Hey! Why don’t we send any of the Angels instead?”
What if,
Some bunches of demonic rebels in the kingdom of hell are right now planing to oust Satan from his evil throne?
What if,
As a result of such imaginary coup (Thank God that this is only a joke otherwise…) Satan not only pleaded for leniency for all the treacherous acts he committed against mankind but claims he was doing it for our good. How? At least to test our will…
What if,
One foolishly believes that death , does no longer exist, and starts spreading the rumor?
What if,
One pretended that one was never born and ignored the challenges of life?
What if,
All the creatures known as man submitted at their worries to ‘the great I am’ and they stopped worrying about the ‘what if’ and ‘what if’ of this crooked age?
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