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Top Ten Little Known Reasons Why David Beat Goliath

#10 Goliath already smashed from “Pre-Victory Party”

#9 David’s sling had “Stealth Technology”

#8 Las Vegas betting moguls bribed Goliath to throw the match

#7 Mouse crawled up Goliath’s armor

#6 David had tied Goliath’s shoe strings together

#5 Goliath was really two Philistines stacked on top of each other and stuffed into oversized armor.

#4 David had just read inspiring, motivating literature: “The Little Engine Who Could”

#3 Goliath distracted by “wedgie” in his armor.

#2 Goliath was afraid of heights, anyways

And the #1 Little Known Reason Why David Beat Goliath:

#1 The whole time David thought he was fighting Goliath’s shield bearer, the little guy on the left

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