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“I have a question.”
“...Alright.”
“How will I know what's a miracle, and what's a coincidence?”
“Good Question”
“Is there an answer?”
“Of course.”
“Will you tell me.”
“You already know.”
“But I don't.”
“Do you believe in Me?”
“Yes, you know I do.”
“Well, I don't control outcomes. I just let them happen.”
“What about the stuff that happens before the outcome?”
“I only take care of some of it. You do the rest. Remember free will?”
“So everything can't be a miracle?”
“That's right. Some things are outcomes because something happened.”
“But every time You have something to do with it, it's a miracle?”
“Not necessarily.”
“So how will I know the difference?”
“I told you, you already know.”
“Honest, I don't.”
“Let me ask you again. Do you believe in Me?”
“...Yes.”
“Do you believe in you?”
“I think so.”
“Do you believe you can perform miracles?”
“No, only You can do that.”
“Do you believe I'm inside you all the time?”
“Yes.”
“Then if I can perform miracles, why can't you?”
“...Because it would be You doing it.” 1
“Not really. I'm just there. You're just carrying me around.”
“I don't get this.”
“When you were born, you were a miracle.”
“So...”
“So you already have miracle in you when you're made.”
“And...?”
“And all you have to do is make more of yourself. Poof, instant miracle.”
“I'm lost.”
“Just be who I made you and you'll make miracles.”
“So everyone can do this, right?”
“Everyone I ever made can.”
“But what about all the bad stuff?”
“Like what?”
“Wars, disease, crime, hatred?”
“Those must be miracles too.”
“They can't be. Miracles are supposed to be good.”
“Who says? A miracle is just an intervention.”
“So there's good and bad miracles?”
“There's good and evil all around you.”
“That doesn't answer my question.”
“There's no bad miracles, just people not being what I made them.”
“But they don't control disease.”
“That's just an outcome. Lots of things just happen.”
“I'm so confused.”
“So am I sometimes.”
“What? Don't tell me that. You can control everything.”
“Nope, not outcomes.”
“I'm sorry I ever asked the question.”
“Why? It was legitimate.”
“Because now I don't have a clue. What's a miracle, a coincidence, an outcome?”
“It's like what came first, the chicken or the egg?”
“What did come first?”
“To tell you the truth, I forgot.”
“Huh? You can't forget something like that.”
“I think it was the egg.”
“You think? You think?”
“Maybe it was the chicken.”
“Oh, my God.”
“...Don't be so scared. Like I said, you know all the answers.”
“No, I don't. I need answers.”
“Ask, and you'll get what you need. You just do the footwork.”
“So what I get could be a miracle, a coincidence, or an outcome?”
“No. What you get will be what you need. You can call it what you want. Trust me.”
“It doesn't matter what it is, does it?”
“That's right. Just know that I love you. You can have a miracle whenever you want.”

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