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Parts to a nine-volt battery
On the 2nd day of April my Washer gave to me
2 Owl pellets and parts to a nine volt battery
On the 3rd day of April my Washer gave to me
3 Hotel cards, 2 Owl pellets and Parts to a nine volt battery
On the 4th day of April my Washer gave to me
4 sticks of gum, 3 hotel cards, 2 Owl pellets and Parts to a nine volt battery
On the 5th day of April my Washer gave to me
A 5 dollar bill, 4 sticks of gum, 3 hotel cards, 2 owl pellets and Parts to a nine volt battery.
On the 6th day of April my washer gave to me
6 cards for trading, a 5 dollar bill, 4 sticks of gum, 3 hotel cards, 2 owl pellets and parts to a nine volt battery.
On the 7th day of April my Washer gave to me
7 fishing lures, 6 cards for trading, a 5 dollar bill, 4 sticks of gum, 3 hotel cards, 2 owl pellets and parts to a nine volt battery.
On the 8th day of April my Washer gave to me
8 dirty tissues, 7 fishing lures, 6 cards for trading, a 5 dollar bill, 4 sticks of gum, 3 hotel cards, 2 owl pellets and parts to a nine volt battery
On the 9th day of April my Washer gave to me
9 river snails, 8 dirty tissues, 7 fishing lures, 6 cards for trading, a 5 dollar bill, 4 sticks of gum, 3 hotel cards, 2 owl pellets and parts to a nine volt battery.
On the 10th day of April my Washer gave to me
10 mixed bug pieces, 9 river snails, 8 dirty tissues, 7 fishing lures, 6 cards for trading, a 5 dollar bill, 4 sticks of gum, 3 hotel cards, 2 owl pellets and parts to a nine volt battery.
On the 11th day of April my Washer gave to me
11 drywall screws, 10 mixed bug pieces, 9 river snails, 8 dirty tissues, 7 fishing lures, 6 cards for trading, a 5 dollar bill, 4 sticks of gum, 3 hotel cards, 2 owl pellets and parts to a nine volt battery.
On the 12th day of April my Washer gave to me
12 Rock river stones, 11 drywall screws, 10 mixed bug pieces, 9 river snails, 8 dirty tissues, 7 fishing lures, 6 cards for trading, a 5 dollar bill, 4 sticks of gum, 3 hotel cards, 2 owl pellets and parts to a nine volt battery.
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