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Size Matters
Swallowing vitamins and supplements is difficult for me, especially the “larger-than-life” pill variety. Capsules are my favorite slider downers. My husband purchased some name brand multi-vitamins. Lots of gagging, neck craning, and weird head movements indicated I was having problems. That night a wooing TV commercial rushed me down to our local GNC store to buy the latest “women’s all purpose best-you-can-buy multi-vitamin.” As I eagerly drove to the mall I envisioned a soft dainty capsule sliding down my gullet. I proudly hurried home with my new purchase. My husband could barely contain himself when he heard “Noooo waaayyyy!!!!” as I plucked a pill the size of my cell phone from the bottle. Well, not quite. Assumption rarely pays and size does matter!
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