Humor

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TOP TEN THINGS OVERHEARD AT THE DISCIPLE REUNION

By David Ian

#10 “Yeah, there’s Peter. Thinks he walked on water or something.”

#9 “Okay! Okay! I can’t stand it anymore! Did ANYONE get that parable, or were we ALL too afraid to ask?”

#8 “I was soooooo embarrassed! I was tossing stones like mad when I suddenly realized, “Wait, this is Stephen?”

#7 “So, what you’re saying, Matthew, that I can deduct Persecution Beating Medical Expenses off my taxes?”

#6 “Hey, has anyone else had this “Luke” guy snooping around, asking a bunch of questions?”

#5 “So, Simon. How about sometime we all join you and your rascally band of zealots and go up for a weekend at Masada?”

#4 “Look, it was twenty-five years ago I replaced Judas! Will you guys stop calling me “The Rookie?”

#3 “Well…Yeah, we can let that Paul guy in here, just so long as his name badge says “The Least Among You”

#2 “What? Oh, it’s the Grail Cup from the Last Supper. I figured it might become a collectable.”

And the #1 Top Ten Thing Heard at the Disciple Reunion:

#1 “He shoulda said it: “Two words for you Judas – “You’re Fired!””

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