Testimonies

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No one
can
come
to Me
unless
the Father
who
sent Me
draws him.
[John 7:44]
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[TAP. TAP.]

(Squint.)
"Who are YOU?"

"The Holy Spirit."

(Laugh.)
"I think Ya got the
wrong NUMBER!
I'm JEWISH!"

[TAP. TAP.]

(Irritable squint.)
"What?
Go AWAY!
I TOLD Ya!
You got the wrong....
NUMBER!"

[SMILE.]
"Uh, uh."

"You need to find
somebody CATHOLIC!"
(Shout.)
"I'm JEWISH!"
(Louder,
more irritable shout.)
"JEWISH!"

[PATIENT SILENCE.]

(Irritable silence.)
"Are you still HERE?"

[NOD.]

"I think Ya need to
get some GLASSES!
I'm a JEW!
I'm a cranky JEW!
GO AWAY!"

[PATIENT SILENCE.]

"Are You still HERE?"

[NOD.]

"I don't wanna hurt
Y'ur FEELINGS....
but, I'm JEWISH!"

[CHUCKLE.]
"That doesn't
hurt My feelings."

"But.....Y'ur barkin' up
the wrong TREE!
Y'ur barkin' up the
WRONG TREE!
Go AWAY!"

[PATIENT SILENCE.]

(Silence.)

(Irritable shout.)
"Y'ur still HERE?"

[NOD.]
[PAUSE.]
"Bark."
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I am
the vine.
You are
the
branches.
[John 15: 5]


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