Testimonies
No one
can
come
to Me
unless
the Father
who
sent Me
draws him.
[John 7:44]
*****************
[TAP. TAP.]
(Squint.)
"Who are YOU?"
"The Holy Spirit."
(Laugh.)
"I think Ya got the
wrong NUMBER!
I'm JEWISH!"
[TAP. TAP.]
(Irritable squint.)
"What?
Go AWAY!
I TOLD Ya!
You got the wrong....
NUMBER!"
[SMILE.]
"Uh, uh."
"You need to find
somebody CATHOLIC!"
(Shout.)
"I'm JEWISH!"
(Louder,
more irritable shout.)
"JEWISH!"
[PATIENT SILENCE.]
(Irritable silence.)
"Are you still HERE?"
[NOD.]
"I think Ya need to
get some GLASSES!
I'm a JEW!
I'm a cranky JEW!
GO AWAY!"
[PATIENT SILENCE.]
"Are You still HERE?"
[NOD.]
"I don't wanna hurt
Y'ur FEELINGS....
but, I'm JEWISH!"
[CHUCKLE.]
"That doesn't
hurt My feelings."
"But.....Y'ur barkin' up
the wrong TREE!
Y'ur barkin' up the
WRONG TREE!
Go AWAY!"
[PATIENT SILENCE.]
(Silence.)
(Irritable shout.)
"Y'ur still HERE?"
[NOD.]
[PAUSE.]
"Bark."
*******************
I am
the vine.
You are
the
branches.
[John 15: 5]
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