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Top Ten Kings of Israel Pet Peeves
#10 Saul: Can’t blame current political climate on previous king
#9 Saul: King chosen by lottery; people keep demanding recount
#8 Saul: Pesky prophet Samuel doesn’t listen, no matter how many times you tell him “You’re fired”
#7 David: After playing the harp for Saul, people still call you “Harpo”
#6 David: Goliath keeps calling for a rematch
#5 David: Never got to sing psalms on “American Idol”
#4 Solomon: Everyone keeps calling you “King Wapner”
#3 Solomon: Back Street Boys rejected “Song of Solomon”
#2 Solomon: Queen of Sheba “Not all that”
And the #1 Kings of Israel Top Ten Pet Peeve:
#1 Solomon: All the wives and concubines expect you to remember their anniversaries.
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In light of the previous comment...maybe you should venture to do the Top 10 peeves of God. Now that could be interesting!
Now that's funny.
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