Humor

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I don't know where they come from, all I know is that they are rabid, and running amok in my house.

Everyone knows what happens when you turn 2 bunnies loose together. Well, I'm convinced that the common suburban dust bunny mates faster, and more frequently than regular bunnies. how do I know this?

Dust bunny poop.

I have absolutely given up on trying to fight the fuzzy little creatures that leave presents for me in my slippers, and on my pillow. I have also given up trying to use my vaccuum in the bedroom, for fear that they'll turn it on me. All I know is that I feed and water these elusive little creatures that like dark places where my husband snores, and every once in a while throw a sock down that I can no longer find the match for.

It's strange. Every once in a while I swear I hear Marvin Gaye's greatest hits coming from under the bed...

Heather McKeown can be reached at [email protected]

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