World Affairs

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Alaska-
Poor spellers - elect poor loser

Old political machinery found frozen in place

Massachusetts-
It’s not a prank they still got Frank

California-
Pot is Not

Brown Still Around?

Denair school officials ferret out dangerous flag boy on bike.

Lawmakers consider renaming California - Mexico Department of Education

Washington DC-
Pelosi not fired – just demoted

Nevada-
Old Ironsides found rusting in Silver State

New York-
Federal Court in Manhattan Brutally slaps Terrorist on the Wrist

Florida-
okraM oibuR - big reversal in Florida

Arizona-
Prez tells Brewer to quit silly lawmaking – Just draw a line and dare them to cross it

Hollywood-
Massive broken sewer line remains un-repaired – Stench fills the nation

Barcelona-
Quarter million welcome Pope – 200 or so just kiss it off

United Nations News-
New Religious Freedom Laws Proposed, the “Just Shut up Resolution”

Indonesia-
Thanks for the visit, next time just send us the 2 billion and stay home
What Jobs?

Gay Agenda-
Home Market Plunges – Lots of free closet space found

Abortionists re-think - gay man declares he knew he was gay before he was born

Sodomy laws – Rebuked, repealed, reversed and re-colored pink

News and Media-
Mainstream media cries wolf over fox they claim is a hog

Candidates in 2012-
Too many cooks apply to make broth

Anyone who can survive that Tundra deserves to be President

Military-
Graffiti found in base shower room “I didn’t ask and you better not tell”

Celebrities-
Sheen says it was only an experiment – closet time failed to change her preferences

Atheism-
At least we were willing to die for what we don’t believe

Iran news clarified-
You can lead a horse to water but you can’t make him gather moss

First Lady News-
Two daddies’ is OK but one happy meal should be a felony

Sharia Law-
Women’s rights groups disappear across America – Was it the Rapture

Economy-
Obama unveils plan; spend ourselves into a hole so deep our creditors can’t find us

Israel-
World decries dehumanizing home building on Israeli soil

China-
China to U.S. - What happened to your fortune - cookie?

Civil Rights-
White Honkies demand to be called Italian Americans, Polish Americans, French Americans, Spanish Americans, Chinese Americans, Dutch Americans, Japanese Americans…

Churches-
Mega pastor says abundant times coming - prophets, pundits and economist are all boobs

Airport Security-
Travelers OK with peek or pat policy as long as they don’t start glowing in the dark

Senate Ethics-
Rangel defense: Hey, I’m 80, leave me alone

Disclaimer: Not really. If I’m brought to task for any of these imaginary headlines I might use the Rangel defense but I’ve got a way to go until I’m 80. Considering how long the detainees in Guantanamo have waited for trials in the land of “a right to a speedy trial” I guess I won’t worry.

As for trying to explain why these absurdities actually exist in this nation today I can only offer one possible explanation. Perhaps Forrest Gump’s mother was right “stupid is as stupid does.” No insult intended to all those Americans who have not lost their way; for the rest I guess I’ll have to resort to the “if the shoe fits” defense.

If for some reason all these defenses fail I will then resort to hiring a lawyer who knows how to get me a venue in a Manhattan Federal Court. I hear they are real easy there.

Tongue in cheek makes fun of absurdities in a backdoor kind of way but describing these things such as they are also has a ring of truth and sadness too it. Yanking prayer out of our schools in the sixties seemed liked a small matter to some, but now we have actually come to the place where our own President skipped the National Day of Prayer for other things. The headline that might be appropriate for this generation could be, “America enters the fast paced and confusing twenty first century – Hasn’t got a prayer”

Do I really think a few prayers would change the headlines and make life a little less confusing? A more honest question would be; how have we been doing without prayers so far? My best advice is that we never let a single day pass without asking God to help our nation.

The Apostle James clearly said that no prayer goes unheeded and no prayer is without some result.

“The effectual fervent prayer of a righteous man availeth much.” (James 5: 16)

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