Humor

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Top Ten Things Moses Could Have Done Differently


#10 Turn “Let My People Go” into a catchy boy’s band song

#9 Let pharaoh play a “Bonus Plague” round

#8 Make a killing selling tickets to the parting of the Red Sea

#7 Make the EGYPTIANS pack up and leave town.

#6 Buy huge amounts of stock in “Manna Futures”.

#5 Use “left-over” plagues on grumpy rebellious Israelites

#4 Travel in the desert carried by luxury carts pulled by Egyptians.

#3 Two words for pharaoh: “You’re Fired!”

#2 Get movie rights to “The Ten Commandments”


And the #1 Thing Moses Should Have Done Differently:


#1 Write in own eleventh commandment “Moses rules. Any questions?”

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