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Top Ten Old Testament Prophet Pet Peeves


#10 Elijah: Everyone wants you to do the “Fire from Heaven” thing at Bar-B-Ques

#9 Elisha: Always getting confused with that Elijah guy.

#8 Ezekiel: Everyone keeps singing “Dem Bones Gonna Walk Around”

#7 Amos: Always asked, “Where’s Andy?”

#6 Jonah: People still think saying “You look down in the mouth” is original.

#5 Daniel: Siegfried and Roy are threatening to sue.

#4 Habakuk: Who?

#3 Jeremaiah: Keep hearing “Isaiah was better than you”

#2 Isaiah: Keep hearing “Jeremaiah was better than you”

And the #1 Old Testament Prophet Pet Peeve:

#1 What does it take to get upgraded from a “Minor Prophet” to a “Major Prophet?”

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