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Rich: Hi Dee.

Dee: Oh, hi Rich.

Rich: It certainly is good to be back in Church. I’m so glad you invited me. Maybe we know some of the same people here. So… who’s in Church today?

Dee: Oh, do you know him?

Rich: Who?

Dee: Exactly, do you know Who?

Rich: No, listen, who is in Church?

Dee: Oh good. I haven’t seen him for awhile. I hope he is okay.

Rich: Okay with who?

Dee: Yes.

Rich: Who’s okay?

Dee: Well, that’s a relief.

Rich: No, no! Where is this guy who you’re talking about.

Dee: Well, Who is certainly not Where.

Rich: I don’t know, where?!

Dee: Well, I’ll just have to introduce you to him sometime

Rich: Introduce me to who?

Dee: No, Where.

Rich: Which is certainly where this conversation is going. I am simply asking who is in the Church.

Dee: Well, its more appropriate to say Who is the Church.

Rich: Don’t you mean what is the Church?

Dee: Well, I know Who and Where are the Church but I kind of wonder about What.

Rich: You wonder about what?

Dee: Yes, his salvation.

Rich: Who’s salvation?

Dee: Oh, I know Who’s saved. I’m talking about What’s salvation.

Rich: What’s salvation?

Dee: Yes.

Rich: Well, I just know that I’m a sinner saved by grace.

Dee: Oh, did she save you too?

Rich: Who?

Dee: No, silly, Grace! She’s quite a soul winner. And did you know …she sings real pretty too. Oh yes, Amazing Grace… how sweet the sound. And to think she saved a Rich like you!

Rich: (deciding to change the subject). Oh, here comes the offering plate. I just believe it is such a wonderful privilege to contribute to the work of the Lord.

Dee: Well, so do I, but I just wish they would quit giving everything to that person named Tori.

Rich: Tori!?

Dee: Yes. They keep saying it’s all for Tori.

Rich: All for Tori?! Oh… no no!that’s “offertory”!

Dee: That’s what I said… “All for Tori”!

Rich: (decides once again to change the subject)
I like the way the early Church use to meet. You know, in people’s homes.

Dee: No they didn’t. They would meet in a car.

Rich: In a car?! They didn’t even have cars back then!

Dee: Well it says so in the Bible.

Rich: It doesn’t say in the Bible that they met in a car!

Dee: Yes it does. It says that they met together and were all in one Accord.

Rich: (shakes his head, pauses, then asks…) Say, who’s preaching Today?

Dee: (excited) Oh! He is?!

Rich: (puts his head in his hands and just shakes his head)

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