Humor

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I am a super hero
In my batman underwear
No villain would ever cross me
They simply wouldn't dare

I used to be a Superman
But they somehow got a hole
It had to be some kryptonite
Just saying, so you'll know

I was even the Lone Ranger
Back when I was three
But mom needed to sweep the porch
So she stole my horse from me

And one time I was He-Man
Just because the underwear fit
Did I hear somebody laughing?
I think you better quit

There's nothing wrong with underwear
With a hero on the back
Cause if he can survive my butt
He can handle any attack

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