Humor

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Psalms.... minus 35
bricks short of a full lift
A psalm written by Rone....
set to the tone of a whine
Why...Why...Why.. Oh Lord are my days so long
I can barely take it anymore...
I flip the channels and all I see...
is blood and guts everywhere....
Why...Why...Why... Oh Lord
Have people failed to find the way of peace???
If they were all like me...
they would of got their set for free(fta*)...???
Take them off the air because they make me scared
and I can't sleep...because of my bad dreams
Why...Why...Why... Oh Lord can't they shut up
and say nice things....nicely about You and me
Tell them to show the old.... good ones...
were the hero is the Cop
and the boy that J-walks... learns his lesson.
Why...Why...Why... God must we see all this pain
that makes my sub-woofer shake
my apartment walls over and over again...
and please stop my 3D glasses...from scratching my ears..
Why..Why....Why... Oh Lord don't you come to my aid
and close the doors of the people that had them made.
Surely..., you will judge them insane
because they cursed.... using your name....
Just why can't they be like me... my Lord
who just watched it once and never rented it again....
am I the only one who is sane...###???
I will surely praise your name oh Lord
When I walk through those pearly gates with my cane
and give you a giant bear hug....
just before I punch Johnny Adams...right in the nose
for loosing my remote control...
of the set.... we needed to control.
Oh Help me... Oh Lord....
Copyright ©2010 Ron E. Horn

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