Humor

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Have you ever had one of those days
When nothing seems to go your way
And the night was long with noises
Please don't tell my wife what I'm about to say

You see my wife snores
More than anyone I know
She shakes the whole bed
Like a herd of buffalo

Sometimes the neighbors
Even call and complain
They say it's too much
And it drives them insane

I've tried everything I know
But all I do is fail
She even registers a 4.0
On the earthquake richter scale

One night I even tried duct tape
And wondered what would happen
She just kept right on snoring
Til the tape started flappin

But in my wedding vows
I said for better or worse
So I guess I'll just love her
And this wedding vow curse

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