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Preparing the Turkey for us

by Julie Michaelson
11/23/09
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That I may
proclaim
with the
voice of
thanksgiving,
And tell
of all
Your
wondrous
works.
[Psalms 26:7]
*********************
"LORD?
Have You been
to FACEBOOK?"

[CALM NOD.]
"I AM
Everywhere,
child."

"It's really STUPID,
isn't it."

[PATIENT SILENCE.]

"These PEOPLE....
who DON'T wanna
TALK to me,
in real LIFE....
suddenly, wanna
be my best FRIEND."

[CHUCKLE.]

"It's so STUPID."

"Like,
this guy I dated for awhile...
oy vey es mir....."

[EXTREME SILENCE.]

"Yeah; even, HIM!
What's HE wanna be
my FRIEND, for?"

[PATIENT SIGH.]

"So.....what'cha
doin' for THANKSGIVING,
Lord?"

[SMILE!]

"Do THEY HAVE
A BIG ANGEL-SUPPER,
UP THERE, TOO?"

[SMILING.]

"Does everybody..
BRING SOMETHIN'?"

"No,
My beloved."

"WHY NOT?
WHY SHOULD YOU
DO ALL THE COOKING?"

[SHAKING HEAD WITH
CONSTERNATION AT
SILLY CHILD.]

"It's not FAIR!
TELL 'EM TO GET 'ON,
in the KITCHEN, AND DO
the COOKIN',
for ONCE!"

"But,
child."

"WHAT?"

"Everything
My children need,
I Provide."
*********
(Silence.)
(Sassy smile!)
(Shout to the ceiling.)
"Uh, UH....LORD!
I'm NOT gonna let
You have the last
WORD, this TIME!"

[FAR OFF RUMBLE.]

"Uh, UH!"

[CLOSER RUMBLE.]

"Uh, UH!"

[PATIENT PAUSE.]
"Child?"

(Squint.)
"Yeah,
LORD?"

"I AM
The Last
Word."
***********************
Rejoice
in the Lord,
O you righteous!
For praise
from the upright
is beautiful.
Praise the Lord
with the harp;
Make melody to Him
with an instrument
of ten strings.
[Psalms 33:1-2]
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