Devotionals

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THE TEN GROUPIES



God was sitting in His mansion in Heaven one day wandering what He could do for His Son on His Birthday...."Ah....I got it," He said; I'll invite His favorite friends over and have a surprise birthday party for Him. So God put out the "Word" that He was throwing a party and everyone was invited. There were ten beautiful woman in town who had the “hots” for His Son. So they phoned up God and asked Him if they could help with the preparations for the party. The Father said, “just bring some candles for the birthday cake, and something to light the candles with.” Five of them were Air-heads with little forethought, and the other five were Keener's who were very smart.



So on the day of the party the Air-heads came with one candle and a pack of matches each. The Keener's however, who were wise brought a box of candles each and refillable butane lighters. That day God got His Son out of the house by sending Him to His private golf course that He made. The Father told His Son to caddy for His friends because they didn't know their way around the golf course. He also told His Son to carry all their golf clubs because they wouldn't finish the course if He didn't help them. The last thing God told His Son before He sent Him off was to tell His friends that He would make sure their score was marked off as par as long as they finished the course with Him. His Son went about His Father's business on His birthday and told His Father He would return when He was done.



Mean while back at the ranch the party was starting to happen. Everything was ready, but His Son still had not returned. Every time someone would pull up to the house everyone would hide but the ten beautiful girls. The ten girls ran to the cake and each lit their candle. This happened a number of times when a guest would drive up and they thought it was God's Son. However, five of the Air-heads candles burnt down and they also ran out of matches. The Air-heads asked the Keener's for some of their extra candles and matches, but they said, "we might need them for ourselves later!" His Son still had not arrived, so the five Air-heads went to the store to buy more candles and matches.

While they were gone the Son came home and closed the gate on the driveway behind him. He walked into His Fathers house and heard everyone yell; Surprise! He didn't even know it was his birthday that day, but was totally overjoyed because His Father's house was full of His friends. A while later the five Air-heads showed up but saw the driveway gate was closed so they buzzed the intercom. "Were back" they yelled, "Were here for your Sons birthday party."



The Lord firmly said, “I don't know you! “ and told them to hit the road.



And they all had a great time at the party, With the entertainment provided by one band, “The Trinity of God,” with the Father, the Son and the Holy Spirit on drums… wearing shades. They're a band that always plays together.

Note:
If you are a risk taker..substitute "brunettes" instead of "keener's" and "blondes" instead of "air-heads."

copyright 2009 Ron E. Horn

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