The Official Writing Challenge
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Wow, I would give a pretty penny to hear someone read this aloud without making one mistake!

Clever and entertaining. Well done.

God bless~
Wow! What an omnishambles! The story, not the writing. The writing was clever and wonderfully confusing. I'm sure not one person in this story knew anymore about the cause of the feud than us readers. :)

I loved every word. Great job!
A very entertaining and well written poem. One that could only possible be read correctly by a true native Scot after a few drams of pure malt.

I don't drink malt and I'm a Sasanach -- so all I can do is shake me 'ead an' marvel.

This is so awesome. You created such a vivid picture and really brought the topic to life for me.
Crack me up but the only drawback is, it's hard to read in places.
I am picturing Sir Sean Connery bringing this to vivid life! So creative!
This was a delight to read and roll across my tongue.

You crafted a completely original and unique piece of prose.
Congratulations on ranking 16 overall!