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Topic: Jump In With Both Feet (11/28/19)
TITLE: Christlike Self-Starter Needed
By Donald Standeford
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Are you a self-starter, bored with the mundane and predictable life you are living? If so, Our Christian Church needs you. If you are bored with your current 9-5 job, why not ratchet up the tension with an immersive and total commitment to the work of Jesus Christ upon this Earth.
Plunge into the deep dive. Only YOU know of the special path Christ has set you upon and told you how to walk it. Get ready to jump in! God is the god of ‘Yes’ and ‘Amen’.
Our Christian Church has positions open that can be tailor made to fit you, your style, and your personality. Our Christian church is accepting applications for Public Relations Representative. On the Job Training provided. Tuition reimbursement and 401K available upon completion of all tasks.
Preference given to those dedicated enough to become martyrs for the furtherance and advancement of Our Christian Church.
The requirements for the job vary as to your level of expertise in dealing with the public. Christ like character and spiritual gifting, especially in the power gifts, are definitely a plus. Accommodations will be arranged for the lost, weary, downtrodden, and needy.
We have a special need for Christians already immersed within the body of Christ who wish to step fully and wholeheartedly into a lifetime commitment to Christ, and a true zeal to partake of the divine nature.
Please see the 2nd Peter chapter one for an overall outline and filled in details. All of Christ’s followers are welcome to apply.
The typical Public Relations Representative will work within the church body, on the street, college campuses, and often at the jail or local mission. Applicant must have a saving faith in Jesus Christ, and an appreciation for the sacrifices Christ made upon the cross.
Faith is necessary for any applicant applying for Public Relations Representative.
Also noteworthy are perseverance and its practical applications to the Christian life. We have a special need for experienced servants of God to jump in and start work immediately.
The Public Relations Representative will typically be forgiven, practiced in obedience, and have a personal relationship with Jesus Christ. He or she must submit their entire future to the guidance and direction of Jesus Christ. Must believe Jesus Christ suffered a beating, had his back torn apart due to thirty-nine lashes with a Roman whip and carrying the burden of a cross. If you are totally committed to spiritual warfare, you might be PRR material.
Essential for the PR Representative is a basic relationship with Jesus Christ, a repentant spirit, and acknowledgment that he died on the cross for your sins and was resurrected by the Father after three days in a closed tomb surrounded by a crack team of Roman guards.
The issue of total commitment of self to the ruler-ship of Christ to the point of torture and death is a must for anyone serving as a PRR for Christian Church.
The ideal PR Representative will be exposed to heavy lifting and burdening of trunks of trees, many overtime hours on graveyard shift, the pain and sacrifice of the shredding of whips upon what skin you have left on your back, frequent punching to the head and stomach, and often the risk of being buried up to your neck and then stoned to death.
This job may entail much physical suffering such as beatings, imprisonment, and long days under the power of the Holy Spirit exercising the gifts God gives you. Ability to form relationships that often start by being degraded and mocked a must.
The gift of healing, words of knowledge, or prophecy preferred but not required.
Some benefits our PRR can expect are Treasures that will be stored up for you in Heaven, miraculous healing for various ailments up to and including resurrection from the dead. Healing will be on site. The PRR can expect free shoe leather education, full time work with overtime options, long absences from family and friends, and frequent beatings.
If beaten to death, Our Christian church cannot guarantee a timely resurrection for everyone. Resurrections happen frequently, but all reanimated bodies will be put back into service as quickly as time allows. Submit your resume to
Or pick up an application at your nearest Our Christian Church. Thank you for applying!
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