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And I thought you had it altogether. Like with the saints of the old and new testaments it's good to know I'm not the only ditz on the planet. I've spent 12% of my 66 years standing in front of my refrigerator wondering why I'm there. When all else fails fake it...take it from a pro. Thanks for joining the club, next year I'll step down as president and you can take over.
But just think, once you get past menopause, you'll be a new woman though, like me, you'll still have to work to lose that weight! Great story.
I love your humor. Your descriptions are so visual, I was there with you looking for the car!
Why I still love Wal-Mart the store America loves to hate: they number their rows. Helps a lot when I can remember the number.

Really great humor and conversational tone. You definitely connected.
So that's what my problem is? I thought I had early dementia or something:) I liked this especially the beginning, with the new wrinkles and etc. You speak for a lot of women. Good job!
Oh, your story made me laugh! I'm in my "jubilee" year right now, and boy! are you ever right about the memory fog. Very enjoyable entry.