Previous Challenge Entry (Level 2 – Intermediate)
Topic: Pigs Might Fly (10/31/13)
TITLE: It Just Can't Be
By william layne
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Oh Tommy would you just shut up. That jabber is nothing but a bunch of hogwash. Jesus is not real . He might have been a real man a long time ago but that’s all, he wasn’t a god, there is no such thing as god. All that jazz is just a bunch of made up crap. It was invented by people to make themselves feel better and have something to blame stuff on. Heck all that nonsense is just so governments can control us and turn us into robots and zombies. All in the name of “Christianity”
Shoot Tommy I’ve been to church a lot of times. Everybody just sits there, with their hands folded, looking straight ahead at some guy standing up there “preaching’ all I can hear him saying is blah and blah and more blah. Next thing everybody says amen; me to, I say amen brother get it over with so I can get the hell out of here.
Come on Jimmy don’t you see ? That’s exactly what is going to happen to you.
What Tommy? What? What is going to happen to me?
It’s all going to be over with one of these days and you ARE going to get the hell out of here. That’s what Jimmy.
Ha. Ha. Ha. Oh Tommy are you trying to say I’m going to hell? I told you buddy there’s no hell there’s no heaven there’s no god and there’s nobody that’s going to save me from my sins or anything else. So leave me alone you hear.
I’ll believe that hogwash the day I see pigs fly.
Well you don’t know Jimmy that day might just come and there won’t be anything you can do about it. You might just look up and see a whole herd of the fattest, meanest, fire breathing, smoke snorting pigs you’ve ever seen flying right over your head!
Oh yeah Tommy and I guess they’ll have fire and brimstone droppings coming out of their rear ends. Ha. Ha. Ha.
I tell you Tommy I’m going to live however I feel like. I’m going to do whatever I want to do. I’m going to say whatever I want to say and if nobody don’t like it then all of you can just kiss-
Jimmy!! You’re running off the road!! Look out for that tree!!
Wham! Bam! Bang! Crash!
What the. Where am I? Tommy? Tommy boy where are you?
What’s that gosh awful smell? What’s this disgusting sludge I’ve landed in. It burns! It burns! HELP!!! Someone help me please! There’s fire balls falling on my head! No! No! Please the smell, it’s torture! I can’t stand it! What’s that sound? It’s piercing my ears! Make it stop! Please someone make it stop! It sounds like a million flapping wings!!
No! No! No! Oh God! Oh Jesus! It can’t be! It can’t be! It just can’t be!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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