Humor
Some say that alcohol leads you to sin,
And that Heaven would never let drunkards come in,
But I know for a fact, that drinking is fine,
Because God himself, was an acquaintance of mine,
And although we've parted,
And we've, sorta lost touch,
I am sure, he respects what I say very much,
So come have a drink, here at Lucifer's Bar,
No dress code inforced,
You just come as you are,
I do not play favorites,
White collar, or blue,
Just reach for a stool,
And a dollar or two,
Man, woman, child,
I do not really care,
Black, white, or red,
You may all have your share,
The Brandy, the whiskey,
The Scotch on the rocks,
A shot of Tequila,
To knock off your socks,
And an icy cold beer,
In a big frosted glass,
Will make you look great,
It will give you some class,
It will take away all of your problems,
And mine,
Then we'll wash it all down,
With a big glass of wine,
Now, what was that friend?
I didn't catch what you said,
You feel light in your loafers,
And thick in your head,
Your rational thinking, is slipping away,
You are burning with rage,
And now, someone must pay,
I agree, don't you see,
Yes, one hundred percent,
You are on the right track,
It was money well spent,
It is time for a refill,
Or possibly two,
And I'll buy,
Since I'm feeling quite partial to you,
Now take one to go, in this big plastic cup,
"Toast" to your future my friend, Bottoms' up!
PLEASE ENCOURAGE AUTHOR BELOW LEAVE COMMENT ON ARTICLE
Reader Count & Comments
Date
This is awesome Barb! Really a hoot. Hope it did get published. :D
Another one that mixes your wonderful sense of humour with a very good message. Well done Barbara. Had to smile when I read Violet's comment because Dr. Seuss is my favourite kind of poetry ;-) With love, Deb
Enjoyed this! Lines 4 & 7 set this poem's ironic tone. (Rhyme and rhythm remind me of Dr. Seuss.)
The opinions expressed by authors do not necessarily reflect the opinion of FaithWriters.com. This is especially true with articles that
deal with personal healthcare and prophecy. We encourage the reader to make their own decision in consultation with God, His Word, and others as needed.
This article has been read 1382 times < Previous | Next >
Read more articles by Barbara Dorner or search for other articles by topic below.
This article has been read 1382 times < Previous | Next >
Search for articles on: (e.g. creation; holiness etc.)
Read more by clicking on a link:Free Reprints
Main Site Articles
Most Read Articles
Highly Acclaimed Challenge Articles.
New Release Christian Books for Free for a Simple Review.
NEW - Surprise Me With an Article - Click here for a random URL
God is Not Against You - He Came on an All Out Rescue Mission to Save You
...in Christ God was reconciling the world to himself, not counting their trespasses against them... 2 Cor 5:19
Therefore, my friends, I want you to know that through Jesus the forgiveness of sins is proclaimed to you. Acts 13:38
LEARN & TRUST JESUS HERE
FaithWriters offers Christian reading material for Christian readers. We offer Christian articles, Christian fiction, Christian non-fiction, Christian Bible studies, Christian poems, Christian articles for sale, free use Christian articles, Christian living articles, New Covenant Christian Bible Studies, Christian magazine articles and new Christian articles. We write for Jesus about God, the Bible, salvation, prayer and the word of God.