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Spam-I-Am
I am Spam.
Spam I am.
Surely you know
I’m Spam-I-Am!
Oh Spam-I-Am, you’re such a ham.
I do not like you, Spam-I-Am!
Don’t like me, eh? Don’t like my spam?
Don’t you sir? Or is it ma’am?
Spam-I-Am, you Spam-I-Am!
You creepy-crawly Spam-I-Am!
Popping up with spam galore
To irritate me more and more!
Ahem, I see you don’t like spam.
(Spam-I-Am just took a slam.)
I hate your spam, you SPAM-I-AM!
You’re flagrant, prideful – you’re a sham!
I do not like your kind of scam!
But…
Will you read spam here … or there?
I do not read spam here OR there. I do not read it anywhere!
Will you read spam in email? Will you read it without fail?
I do not like spam in email. I will not read it without fail. I do not like it here or there. I do not like it anywhere!
Will you read it every day? Knowing that it’s here to stay?
Not every day, and not to stay! Not in the mail; not without fail. I will not read it here or there. I will not read it anywhere! I will not read your spammy spam. I will not read it, Spam-I-Am!
Will you read it with a spouse?
Will you click on his/her mouse?
I will not read it with a spouse.
I will not click on his/her mouse!
I will not read it every day.
I hate to think it’s here to stay!
I will not read your spam email!
I do detest it, without fail!
Not here or there? Not anywhere?
I will not read it here or there!
I will not read it anywhere!
You are a sham promoting scam!
I WILL NOT READ IT, Spam-I-Am!
I think you said you would not read.
I think you meant it, yes indeed.
You will not read spam here or there.
And now I’ve heard you loud and clear.
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