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Previous Challenge Entry (Level 4 – Masters)
Topic: Write in the HUMOR genre (04/12/07)

TITLE: Bea Z. Boddie
By Cheri Hardaway
04/16/07


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Bea Z. Boddie

Ding, ding... ding-a-ling
Jangled the telephone.
“Yes?” Bea answered quickly.
“Oh...my,” she hummed. “Oh, no...”

She wagged her silver head.
She clucked her solemn tongue.
How ever did this happen?
That man is way too young!


The phone back in its cradle,
Bea’s brain was all abuzz.
This was a thing to tell,
If ever one there was!

Her mom had been a blessed saint
Named Beatrice Zelia Boddie.
Daughter followed in her steps,
a.k.a. Bea Z. Boddie.

She knew the town inside and out.
She loved it when they shared.
Fast to listen, quick to tell,
She made a show of prayer.

The town had many secrets.
Miss Bea, she knew them all.
Though lately there’d been conflict,
‘Cuz of that new preacher, Paul.

He had this little problem
With Bea’s official calling.
He thought she was a gossip
And warned of hellfire falling!

“‘Tis not really prayerful
To share all you see or hear.”
But his wise admonishment
Fell solely on deaf ears.

He saw she was offended.
In her eyes resentment glistened.
“Miss Bea, I know you mean well...”
She was in no mood to listen.

So when Bea heard the news
That Paul had got himself a gal,
She couldn’t wait to make a call
To Ima, her young pal.

Not her normal chatty self,
She had been distant lately.
Bea just knew it’d make Ima smile
To prove that man unsaintly.

“You know, she does seem different,”
Said another friend, Sharon Schtuff.
“I told her ‘bout Preacher’s attitude,
And she hung up in a huff!”

So Bea dialed Ima Lissnen.
Between them news spread fast.
What a partnership they had!
She knew it’d always last.

But wait... Was that a manly voice?
“Hello...? Who’s on this call?”
Seems Ima had a second pal.
His name was Preacher Paul!



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Sara Harricharan 04/19/07
This was cute! A little confusing at the end, I wasn't sure if it was Bea talking to Ima or to Sharon, but overall, pretty good. I especially liked the title and name-creativity alert! ^_^
Debbie OConnor04/19/07
A wonderfully funny poem. Love the creative names, the great message and the little twist in the end. Excellent!
Emily Gillilan04/19/07
Nice title. Good rhyming. The end was pretty confusing for me. In revision, can you work on this part a little?
Julie Arduini04/20/07
A great message and so much creativity here, wow! Excellent.
Val Clark04/21/07
A fun way to make a good point. Bea was well and truly stymied. Loved the title and choice of names. Consistent metre except for one line that didn't scan well, 'Said another friend, Sharon Schtuff.' Very visual. I could see her so clearly! yeggy
Sheri Gordon04/21/07
Loved it. Your names were so clever. Such an important lesson done in a very funny way.
Verna Cole Mitchell 04/22/07
This was a good laugh, a good poem, a good message!
dub W04/25/07
Fun and creative, thanx, I enjoyed it.
Jan Ackerson 04/25/07
Humor, poetry, and a lesson, all wrapped up in a great package. Lots of talent!
Shari Armstrong 04/25/07
Love the names - a funny twist on the sad state in many churches.
Pam Carlson-Hetland04/25/07
Loved this. Laughed and nodded in total understanding all the way through this. I've had a couple run-ins with other "Bea's". Great job. Pam
Jacquelyn Horne04/25/07
Funny poem. Good job.
Betty Castleberry04/25/07
Yep, I've known a few "Bea Z Boddie's" in my time. This was a fun read, and the names were really clever. Well done.
Donna Emery04/25/07
Very cute and creative. I also loved the names! Thanks for sharing this one.
Venice Kichura04/26/07
WOW Cheri! This amazing! A big congrats on a well-deserved win! You are very gifted!
Loren T. Lowery 04/26/07
Clever, insightful and fun. Congratulations on your win!
Julie Arduini04/26/07
Congrats Cheri! This was a gem, and your win is well deserved!
Joanne Malley04/26/07
Original...such a funny story within a delightful poem! Congrats. Great job! Jo
Marilee Alvey04/26/07
This was a great humorous poem. What a nice break from the stories. I, also, got confused and had to read it carefully and slowly again. I got lost in who "she" was when it involved her other friend. You really tied two talents together: poetry and humor. You excel at both. I LOVED Bea Z. Bodie's name!
Loren T. Lowery 04/27/07
Thanks for your comment on my article "Cream Rinse is Extra" Hard to believe, but I really do proof read, but having dyslexia (can you imagine giving that kind of spelling to word for people who have that kind of condition)proof reading at times is futile. But, I will keep trying.

Once again congratulations on you win!
Dianne Janak08/21/07
Cheri...I am so excited to see your sense of humor and style...Just had a little time to study my master friend... This was GREAT.. made me laugh. AND soo horribly true to life...Dianne


   
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