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Previous Challenge Entry (Level 3 – Advanced)
Topic: Funny (10/04/12)

TITLE: An Alien's Brief Encounter
By Clyde Blakely
10/10/12


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Leisurely traveling through space on his way back home from vacation an extra-terrestrial peers out the side window of his spacecraft.

I’ve never been in this solar system before. There’s an interesting planet…blue! I think I’ll take a closer look.

“Hmmm, sensors pick up quite a variety of life forms with several large concentrations, particularly besides seas. I’ll beam down to this one by a bay. Good, they have buildings and, yes, activity inside them. I’ll beam down to this large one but stay cloaked until I know it’s safe.”

Fizzle, fizzle, crack, crack, beam, beam

Interesting variety of life; I’ve never seen walking, talking fruit before. The larger more mobile species are eating the smaller ones kept in bowls. Oh, no, they’re cannibalistic!

There maybe ranks within this species. Some have what appears as lettering, just one symbol each, and others do not. The lettered beings command more attention. The others address or greet them more often. Though no letter seems to be higher in rank, the “T”, “F”, “L” and others are all greeted the same. Most unusual for a chain of command.


Cloaked, he moves though the noisy crowd undetected, consulting the universal translator device for clues as to what’s being said. Finally the device has acquired enough information for him to listen in on conversations.

Interesting, they keep talking and laughing about short subjects. Could they be referring to the small fruit they’re eating? And they think this is funny? Strange behavior.

A fruit beings at one end of the building loudly says, “May I please have all the representatives come to the stage for pictures and assemble in the proper order under the ‘Welcome’ banner.”

The lettered fruits start moving through the crowd. All others turn toward a stage where the lettered fruits are heading.

Well, maybe I can figure out what’s going on now.

One particular being is having difficulty walking straight; it appears there is something wrong with his legs.

“Are you okay? Are you hurt?” Another lettered fruit asks.

“It’s just my underwear riding up and I don’t want to pull them down in front of everyone. They’re really messed up.”

Laughter erupts for those within hearing distance and then spreads throughout the crowd.

Well, that’s a twist in the end, our space traveler thinks.

“Welcome to our first annual convention. Thank you all for dressing appropriately. Let’s give ourselves and our special guests up here a big round of applause!”

Cheers, clapping, and laughter startle our traveler.

None of this is making any sense?

The translator device is now smoking, unable to compute rhyme or reason to the happenings.

Well, I might as well get a picture of this before I beam back out of this confusion.


SNAP

Maybe Central Command will be able to make sense from the picture. The letters are arranged in words but what do they mean?


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Shann Hall-LochmannVanBennekom 10/12/12
I had to laugh at the underwear riding up. I can so relate to that. I did chuckle heartily at the end but it took me a while to figure out what was going on. I'm still not entirely sure if I got it but then a lot of humor goes over my head. The picture you painted in my head was the Fruit of the Loom commercials where the actors are dressed as grapes and apples and what-not having a convention where the first course was fruit. I may be totally off base but it still painted a great picture in my head,
Shann Hall-LochmannVanBennekom 10/12/12
One of these days, I'm going to learn to read the titles. Just as I was beginning to move on, I saw the title and burst out laughing once more. Thanks for the chuckles.
Joanne Sher 10/14/12
Definitely clever and fun. REALLY enjoyed this! And it took me a bit to figure out too - but it was all part of the fun!
CD Swanson 10/15/12
Beautiful job with the topic at hand...very entertaining! Thanks.

God bless~
Myrna Noyes10/17/12
I was very intrigued at the beginning, a bit confused in the middle, and laughing at the end! Love the title! :)