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Topic: Spam (not the meat) (11/03/11)
TITLE: SLAM THE SPAM
By Mary Lou Tiner
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Every day we are bombarded with enormous amounts of spam.
It clogs up our internal memory and hinders our processors.
Spam opens the floodgate for viruses and spy ware.
What is SPAM?
SPAM = “Secular Pleasure And Materialism”
Our experts have devoted their lives to researching the source of SPAM. Consider James, a leading authority in this field. His research reveals: “Where do wars and fights come from among you? Do they not come from your desires for pleasure that war in your members? You lust and do not have. You murder and covet and cannot obtain. You fight and war. Yet you do not have because you do not ask. You ask and do not receive, because you ask amiss, that you may spend it on your pleasures. Adulterers and adulteresses! Do you not know that friendship with the world is enmity with God? Whoever therefore wants to be a friend of the world makes himself an enemy of God.” (James 4:1-4 NKJV)
Are you tired of fighting this battle? You aren’t alone!
Now, using the finest technology from Romans 12:1-2, you can enjoy a spam-free operating system, as your mind is renewed and transformed.
SLAM THE SPAM filter uses strict criteria to detect unwanted thoughts and attitudes.
Based on the proven standards in Philippians 4:8: “Whatever things are true, whatever things are noble, whatever things are just, whatever things are pure, whatever things are lovely, whatever things are of good report, if there is any virtue and if there is anything praiseworthy—meditate on these things.”(NJKV)
You will be amazed how quickly you will be able to “SLAM THE SPAM,” as you identify false thinking and replace it with the truth of God’s Word.
The Founder of our company exposed Himself to extreme danger, as He proved the power of the “SLAM THE SPAM” filter. During trials in the desert, our Founder, using only the Word of God, was able to defeat the most virulent SPAM, developed by the infamous master of SPAM – Satan himself. (You can read more about this study, as documented by Doctor Luke, in Luke 4:1-13)
Don’t delay! This offer is available for a limited time only.
The Founder and CEO has warned that there is an expiration date: “But take heed to yourselves, lest your hearts be weighed down with carousing, drunkenness, and cares of this life, and that Day come on you unexpectedly. For it will come as a snare on all those who dwell on the face of the whole earth. Watch therefore, and pray always that you may be counted worthy to escape all these things that will come to pass, and to stand before the Son of Man.” (Luke 21:34-36 NKJV)
It’s time YOU take every thought captive and SLAM THE SPAM!
Disclaimer: The guarantee is only valid when you use this filtering program properly. You must download it carefully and completely onto your operating system. It is essential to delete all other filtering programs, which do not conform to the high standards of the Word of God.
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