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Topic: Spam (not the meat) (11/03/11)
TITLE: Jam (not the jelly)
By Melissa Martin
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A techno geek did it to him. A new computer anti-spam program called Jam (not the jelly) was terminating his junk email career. His Internet life would never be the same. No more menacing of inboxes. No more slimy unsolicited bulk messages. No more trying to climb out of junk folders into the main stream of electronic mail. No more get-rich-quick schemes sneaking into unsuspecting boxes. No more fake, fraudulent, and falsified products. No more shams and scams. No more greedy advertisement checks in his mailbox. Bam! It was over.
“How can this be happening to me?” Spam wailed. “I was only trying to make a living! Popup spam, blog spam, junk newsgroup postings. I ate up lots of network bandwidth. I was the best!”
Where other Spam filters failed Jam was succeeding. Jam was jamming Spam’s unwelcome and unwanted messages of meanness. Where Spam abounded, Jam much more abounded.
However, a more sinister techno geek was working ate in a Web laboratory. “What will I call my new spammer invention?” He asked his creepy cronies. “What about Spam Serpent, Spam Beast, or Spam King?” They chortled in unison.
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