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I’m typically not one to quit in the middle of things but the human race is hard like being thrown into a think-tank and flushed to the bottom of the bowl where you do a few quick go-rounds then whoosh through the pipes into some underworld probably yours where nothing makes any sense because I don’t know why but if I did you’d be the first to know since well I like you and I would hate to see you go through all the things I have like these pipes and even if it’s a bit late for that I’m sure there’s still some pain I could spare you by plunging the bowl or going in after you even though I’ve already been there done that bought the t-shirt that’s now naturally quite filthy and says Not of this World not audibly of course but in shirt-talk but I digress so where was I oh yes in the human race which some call a rat race and others say is for the birds but I say is for hamsters due to the facility with which they navigate tubes like these without hitting their heads like that are you okay hello hello they really should put some kind of padding in here so people or rats or whatever can get around without taking a turn for the worse hello are you still there if anything has happened to you Sue I’m going to make someone pay if it’s the last thing I do as that’s the least I can do given that I somehow feel responsible for our relationship’s being down the tubes and having involved you in all this business which was really mine that you stuck your nose into by accident or did you have one too as they do happen in which case you might want to fill out an accident report and as I am your witness I can vouch for your character that she rarely if ever butts into other people or birds or whatever’s affairs and you would do well to take after her because so far you’ve given me no end of grief hello and the silent treatment will get you nowhere fast which is where we’re headed if you haven’t already noticed are you still there but what do you know here we are back at the beginning because I’m typically not one to quit in the mid
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