Who doesn’t like free stuff?
Thank you…I see that hand.
Uh…no I don’t. Because everybody likes free stuff!
However, there are actually some people who honestly believe nothing in life is free. That’s crazy.
I mean, did you know you can actually get anything you want for free. That’s right. It’s called stealing…but it’s frowned upon.
Here’s how I perceive life:
Clerk: Good Morning, sir. Welcome to the Life Store.
Dude: What’s shakin’ my man?
Clerk: Only the stomach of a belly dancer.
Dude: Word up, Bro.
(Dude & Clerk exchange 5-minute elaborate handshake to solidify their newly established brotherhood)
Clerk: So…what can I get you?
Dude: I’m in need of some serious air?
Clerk: Well, we’ve got everything ranging from your standard country air to L.A. air…but we’re presently promoting Himalayan air and might still have some Chernobyl in the back room.
Clerk: As clean as it gets.
Dude: Done. Do you have any sunshine?
Clerk: Does a baboon have a red butt?
Dude: The ones I’ve seen.
Clerk: One box of sunshine or two?
Dude: Two please.
Clerk: Ah…heading on vacation, eh?
Dude: Honeymoon actually.
Clerk: Oooh. You’re gonna need to get yourself some Love.
Dude: All over that. Load me up with seven days worth.
Clerk: I’ll give you a lifetime’s worth…and throw in a little Joy.
Dude: So, what’s the damage?
Dude: All that stuff is free!?
Clerk: Would you like a receipt?
Some of the greatest things in life are a handout. Use them freely…you can always get more!
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