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Previous Challenge Entry (Level 3 – Advanced)
Topic: Handout (04/14/11)

TITLE: No Charge
By Timmy Boyle
04/20/11


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Who doesn’t like free stuff?

Thank you…I see that hand.

Uh…no I don’t. Because everybody likes free stuff!

However, there are actually some people who honestly believe nothing in life is free. That’s crazy.

I mean, did you know you can actually get anything you want for free. That’s right. It’s called stealing…but it’s frowned upon.

Here’s how I perceive life:

Clerk: Good Morning, sir. Welcome to the Life Store.

Dude: What’s shakin’ my man?

Clerk: Only the stomach of a belly dancer.

Dude: Word up, Bro.

(Dude & Clerk exchange 5-minute elaborate handshake to solidify their newly established brotherhood)

Clerk: So…what can I get you?

Dude: I’m in need of some serious air?

Clerk: Well, we’ve got everything ranging from your standard country air to L.A. air…but we’re presently promoting Himalayan air and might still have some Chernobyl in the back room.

Dude: Himalay…what?

Clerk: As clean as it gets.

Dude: Done. Do you have any sunshine?

Clerk: Does a baboon have a red butt?

Dude: The ones I’ve seen.

Clerk: One box of sunshine or two?

Dude: Two please.

Clerk: Ah…heading on vacation, eh?

Dude: Honeymoon actually.

Clerk: Oooh. You’re gonna need to get yourself some Love.

Dude: All over that. Load me up with seven days worth.

Clerk: I’ll give you a lifetime’s worth…and throw in a little Joy.

Dude: Sweet!

Clerk: Indeed.

Dude: So, what’s the damage?

Clerk: Nothing.

Dude: All that stuff is free!?

Clerk: Would you like a receipt?

Some of the greatest things in life are a handout. Use them freely…you can always get more!


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Anita van der Elst04/21/11
LOL! Baboons are funny and all the rest was humorous too! Thanks for the free laugh today.
Catrina Bradley 04/22/11
I love the fresh, and entertaining, truth. So simple, but we hardly ever think about it.
Debra Hindman04/28/11
LOL! Loved it!