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Previous Challenge Entry (Level 3 – Advanced)
Topic: Week(s) (02/10/11)

TITLE: The Days of our Lives
By Timmy Boyle
02/16/11


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Monday“Moan” Day
There isn’t a person alive (or dead…for obvious reasons) who jumps out of bed on Monday morning with joy coursing through their veins. Those who do…are quickly restrained by the mental health nurses who have been assigned to watch over them.

TuesdayMake up for Monday Day
Tuesday is a day of frenetic activity, with the work of two days needing to get done in one…mainly because most people spent Monday moping, dragging their feet and cursing its very existence.

WednesdayPhonics Appreciation Day
“How do you spell, Wednesday?”
“Just the way it sounds.”

ThursdayFive Stages of Grief Day
1. Denial: “It’s Friday!”
2. Anger/Blame: “What?! Stupid Thursday pretending to be Friday! I oughta…”
3. Bargaining: “Can I have tomorrow off?”
4. Depression: “Another day…another dollar…minus 50% in taxes…”
5. Acceptance: “Might as well accomplish something. Who wants to sit on the photocopier?”

FridayThe Lord’s Day
According to the Scriptures, Sunday is “The Lord’s Day”. However, Friday should be the bearer of such a title because it is clearly the most spiritually unifying day of the entire week. Even the Athiest thanks God for its arrival.

SaturdayHalf Day
“Oh, it’s 3:00pm…I guess I should get up. Well…maybe 15 more minutes.”

SundayPreparation Day
Some people go to Church. Some people watch football. But everyone is trying to spiritually, emotionally & mentally prepare themselves for…Moan Day.


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Anita van der Elst02/17/11
Creative & clever. Thanks for making me smile!
Kellie Henningsen02/20/11
Funny! And pretty spot on sadly.
Bonnie Bowden02/23/11
What a fun piece. I can really relate. I'm not a morning person either, so don't wake me up at 5 a.m. to exercise.
Shann Hall-LochmannVanBennekom 02/24/11
Congratulations for placing in the top 15 of Masters and the top 30 overall!
Timmy Boyle02/24/11
Thanks so much for the very kind words. Much appreciated.