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Topic: On the Telephone (11/18/10)
TITLE: State of Confusion
By Allison Egley
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Oh no... no one of these voice recognition things. I hate these. Okay. No, no that one, not that one... That's it... number four.</i>
<i><b>You said four. To help improve your service, please say your state of residence.</b></i>
<i><b>I'm sorry. I could not understand your response. Please repeat your state of residence.</b></i>
<i><b>Did you say "Missouri?"</b></i>
<i><b>Please say state of residence</b>
I already have.... twice. This is getting annoying.</i>
"Mis-sis-sip-pi. M-I-S-S-I-S-S-I-P-P-I. Mississippi!"
<i><b>I'm sorry. I'm not sure I understood you. Did you say "Missouri?"</b></i>
"NO! I said Mississippi!"
<i><b>Did you say "Mississippi?</b></i>
<i><b>Thank you. To better assist you, please state the nature of your problem. For example, if you are having trouble with your cable box remote control, say "remote control." If you are having problems with your router, say "router."</b></i>
<i><b>Did you say "router?"</b>
What? It didn't even let me finish!</i>
<i><b>Please repeat your request.</b></i>
<i><b>Did you say channel control?</b></i>
"No! I said 'remote control,' you nitwit. If you don't help me soon, I'm going to reach through the phone, pull out your voice box, and unplug you so fast, you won't know what hit you."
<i><b>I sense you are getting frustrated. To speak with a representative, please say "Supercalafragilisticexpalodosus."</b></i>
"Super... What?! I give up!"
<i><b>I'm sorry. I didn't understand you. Did you say hang up? Goodbye!</b></i>
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