Fern: I call to order the Milton Auxiliary Ladies Club. Today’s business is deciding the float design for our entry in this years annual Heritage Day Parade.”
Janis: Everyone’s here except Bernie.
Fern: Thank you, Janis. All right girls, the Heritage Day parade is only a month away and the theme this year is “Our Colorful World”.
Nadine: Our Colorful World? Why did they pick that?
Janis: Who knows, Nadine? It really doesn’t matter.
Lois: I heard it was because the people at the variety store brownnosed the mayor during the annual town picnic.
Nadine: Only thing I remember about the picnic was the orange drink. It was SO sour. Leave it to Robyn to mess up a simple recipe.
Lois: Heard Harley O’Dell was offering his purple passion in the parking lot.
Nadine: He was?
Debra: Ladies, listen up. I need to be out of here in precisely nine minutes for my next meeting.
Nadine: You’ve got another meeting? How come you’ve always got another meeting?
Fern: Ladies! My I have your attention? Thank you. Now then, I have taken the time to draw two ideas for our float. Pass them around and see which one like the best.
Janis: Remember our budget, Fern.
Fern: I did remember, Janis, and since it is so popular to ‘think green’; I incorporated that idea into our float. That’s why this year’s float will be assembled of recyclable items.
Nadine: Use only green? How can that be a colorful world?
Fern: Not just green Nadine. There are many colorful recyclable items with which to construct our entry for the parade.
Lois: I heard that the recyclable center was in the red.
Janis: That whole outfit is like a black hole when it comes to our tax dollars.
Fern: Ladies please. Look at these two drawings and decide which one you prefer.
Debra: Well, I’ll be tickled pink with either one, so I’ll let you ladies decide. I have five more minutes, and then I must leave.
Nadine: Five minutes? What are you talking about?
Fern: Ladies!! Let’s focus here. We need to decide the design for our float entry.
Lois: I vote for the first one.
Janis: One gets my vote.
Nadine: Mine, too.
Lois: I heard that John Roscoe, just out of the blue, told his wife he was going to resign as principal and become a pro golfer?
Nadine: A pro golfer? Why in the world would he do that?
Lois: Money and fame.
Janis: It’s rumored his wife went white as a sheet with the news and passed out.
Fern: QUIET! Thank you. Now that we have the design for the float, we need to get busy and collect certain colorful and recyclable things. Here, take a copy of this list. Bring these items next week.
Lois: Oh, my! I forgot I left a cake in the oven. I make a motion to adjourn.
Nadine: Forgot you’re baking a cake? Someday you’ll burn your house down, Lois.
Debra: I second it. Oh dear, I’m going to be late.
Fern: Ok, fine! Meeting adjourned.
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