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Topic: Empty and Full (06/04/09)
TITLE: Opposites? Naw!
By Allison Egley
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*If "full of it" means we're a bit on the crazy side, than why doesn't "empty of it" mean we're perfectly sane?
*We might say someone's "playing with a full deck of cards." Does that means there's an empty deck of cards?
*If we're "full of hot air," why can't we be "empty of hot air?" Or, perhaps "full of cold air?"
*We say we're "running on empty." So why can't we be "running on full?" Or even just "running full?" One can be a running fool, but that, my friends, is a whole new ballgame.
*Why aren't "My hands are full" and "Empty handed" opposites? Don't they, in fact, almost mean the same thing? That we can't offer anything?
*If someone is full of themselves, why can't we just empty him to bring him back to earth?
*Boy, I think we've got this going in full swing! I hope we don't fall off.
*We're going full throttle! But what if someone empties it?
*If parents have "empty nest syndrome" when their kids leave, do they get "full nest syndrome" when their kids run out of money and come back?
*Should "seeing the glass as half empty" and "seeing the glass as half full" <i>really</i> be opposites? I mean, mathematically speaking, they're the same thing, right?
*Why isn't the opposite of "full up" "empty up," or perhaps "full down," or maybe even "empty down?"
*When driving, we are instructed to "come to a full stop." So does that mean the person who just rolled through the stop sign and cut me off came to an "empty stop?" Or a "full go?"
*If we know something for sure, we can say we know it "full well." So if we're not sure do we know it "empty well?" Now this begs the question.... When Timmy fell down the well, was it empty or full?
I fear I'd better wrap this travesty up before you think my logic is full of holes. And to end this, I feel that I should bring it full circle. So let me ask you one more time. Have you ever thought about just how strange the English language is? I mean <i>really</i> thought about it?
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