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Previous Challenge Entry (Level 3 – Advanced)
Topic: Bitter and Sweet (05/28/09)

TITLE: Food Critic's Blog
By Karuna Barla
06/03/09


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Food Critic's Blog






About Me
"Read reviews of foods you eat
Maybe sour or even sweet
Some even for your eyes a treat
Unbiased critique for free"

Traveler am I
Two ways I can see
One slightly broader
One a narrower street

Road tasted them all
I’ve walked on both
Come read my blog
To find what I liked most



May 25, 2009
By Tainted Taster


Rusty’s Lusty Restaurant

If you’re looking for a quick and easy meal
Great entertainment spot that’s so surreal
All your fantasies get satisfied
No imagination’s ever denied

The tastes maybe brilliant so to speak
Yet in tight grip your conscience, must keep
Stakes are high and prices rigged
Souls get calloused and purity ripped

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May 26, 2009
By Vain Worshipper


Ignoble Idol Café


On every corner street you’ll find
This busy café laden with blinds
Their cakes are spongy, moist and sweet
Blasphemy’s, the secret of their recipe

They can direct your insecurities
Towards their suitable deities
Its tough to visually discern their frauds
Till you realize you’re serving menial gods

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May 27, 2009
By Emotional Enigmatic


Feed Your Feelings


This quaint little joint runs solely on emotions
Your place to dine if you love dissensions
On jealousy, hatred, and rage take a bite
Discord, envy, orgies and the like

The essence of this place is the same as the two
To distort genuine sweetness and dampen the truth
Per our creational build, we’re emotional beings
Beware these fakers feed on negative feelings.

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May 28, 2009
By Confounded Critic


Reminiscing…


The week’s food critiquing has left me at a loss
The sweetness’ turned bitter now needing a floss
Strange how the bitterness has tainted my taste
Impairing my judgment from savory to distaste

Alas this restaurateur is strikingly shrewd
Though décor’s all different he serves the same food
Camouflaging the acrid, in spurious saccharine
Damaging lives through his contorted cuisine

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June 2, 2009
By Specially Salvaged


Living Waters Buffet


Beaten wood adorned, quietly perched on a rock
Bread and wine is their best, afresh and in stock
You can eat all you want, drink to your fill
Quenches hunger and thirst, Owner pays the bill

‘Tis amazing how this food adapts to your need
The unpalatable in your system, ‘tis able to weed
Now I visit here a plenty and each time I eat
I’ve tasted the genuine, there’s nothing as sweet!

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Charla Diehl 06/04/09
Creative way to use the topic.
Robyn Burke06/05/09
Very clever! How did you make all the different fonts and spaces carry over?
Love all the puns.
Beth LaBuff 06/06/09
Wow, super creative format! Your Living Waters Buffet, with "eat all you want, drink your fill" and "owner pays the bill" is so good!