The Official Writing Challenge
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06/09/09
Hilarious! I began to anticipate the ending, and that made it even more priceless.

FYI--the expression is "on tenterhooks" (one word), not "tender hooks".

I wrote about pie, too--seemed like a natural for this topic, huh? This story was a lot of fun.