Home Read What's New Join
My Account Login

Read Our Devotional             2016 Opportunities to be Published             Detailed Navigation

The HOME for Christian writers! The Home for Christian Writers!
The Official Writing Challenge



how it works
submission rules
guidelines for
choosing a level


submit your entry
read current entries
read past entries
challenge winners

Our Daily Devotional HERE
Place it on your site or
receive it daily by email.



how it works   Submit

Previous Challenge Entry (Level 3 – Advanced)
Topic: Beginning and End (04/16/09)

TITLE: Writer's Block
By Regina Rupert


This is the beginning of my story: writer’s block. This is also the end. If you must have it, here’s the middle:

Thursday. I sit down at my computer, push up mental sleeves, crack mental knuckles, and poise fingers over the keyboard, ready to commence composing. I type this week’s provided topic, “Beginning and end,” and wait for inspiration. Nothing. Minutes pass. More nothing. Nothing, that is, except the sounds of fighting from the playroom. “Give it back!” “Stop pulling my hair!” “Waahhhhhhh!” Sigh. Productive writing session terminated.

But it’s a beautiful day, the first in simply ages. The sunshine re-awakens my creativity: “Today the whole world looks different. Grass shouts green. Sky sings blue. Frilly daffodils nod at opening tulip buds. Robin pulls a worm. We stuff our detested coats toward the back of the closet like so many skeletons and go lightly outside to welcome warmth with pale arms.”

Just like yours, my inner editor is screaming, “Hackneyed topic! Can you say ‘Cliché?’” It definitely needs a twist. “But beginnings are always endings. The birth of one era is the demise of another. In every change, let us remember our unchanging Father. Let us trust the circle of His arms in seasons of suffering and of joy.”

As I re-read, I imagine the somber voice of a priest echoing in a half-empty cathedral. “Let osssss remembah ow-ah unchanging. . .” Cut.

Take 3. Saturday is my husband’s birthday. My every attempt to celebrate flops. I write, “If you are looking for step-by-step directions for how to help your husband have a terrible birthday, look no further. I will personally lead you through the exercise with easy-to-follow directions. Rest assured that these techniques have been tested and are guaranteed to be 95% exaggeration-free.

1. Set your alarm for an early hour, then keep hitting snooze. Make sure the kids get up early, too.
2. Don't make breakfast. For anyone.
3. Plan an event that you would enjoy and find a way to make it seem like it's all for his benefit. 4. Right before you leave, have a big fight.
5. Sulk in the car.
6. Don't allow the expedition to be successful. Stay just a bit too long so the kids start whining.
7. Do your best not to have several of the main ingredients of the type of cake he requested. This way you will have to frantically improvise, feeling stressed and grouchy the whole time.
8. Forget to write anything loving--let alone funny--in his birthday card. Better yet, forget to give him one. And don't even think about getting him a present, especially if he has asked for something specific.”

It’s just too awful. Trying to redeem the day, I make a special dinner which miraculously turns out to be edible, except for the strange-tasting cake. I promise my husband to buy him his coveted camping hatchet, either for cutting wood or for burying. He’s mollified. I’m relieved. Can I get an entry out of this after all? I try to work in a beginning/end angle: “In the beginning, God created birthdays. No, that can’t be right. Birthdays have got to be the result of the fall.” Hmmm. Writer’s block must be, too. I quit while I’m not too far behind.

Sunday is rainy. Besides church, there is a leaking roof, a dog that needs a bath, and some scraped knees. Plus the next day starts a busy week. Mild panic. I appeal to my husband. “The topic is ‘beginning and end.’ What can I write?” After a moment, he says, “I once knew a guy named Adam Ende. No kidding. Truth is stranger than fiction.” Except when you have to create it.

On Monday I call my writer friend. “Help!” I wail. “What are you writing about?”
“It’s a surprise. You can read it when I’m pau,” she says, using the Hawaiian word for ‘done.’ So much for sympathy.

Wednesday evening after dinner finds me fruitlessly plying the computer once again. My husband walks by the office door and remarks to no one in particular, “Crying children, laundry to be folded. . .”
“. . .writer’s block,” I conclude with a growl. He takes the kids; I get the laundry. As I’m folding, it hits me: write about writer’s block! At least it’s a jumping-off place.

Which takes me back to where I started. This is the beginning of my story: writer’s block. Oh, and did I mention? It’s also the end.

The opinions expressed by authors may not necessarily reflect the opinion of FaithWriters.com.
Accept Jesus as Your Lord and Savior Right Now - CLICK HERE
JOIN US at FaithWriters for Free. Grow as a Writer and Spread the Gospel.

This article has been read 403 times
Member Comments
Member Date
Robyn Burke04/23/09
Clever and delightful.
Seema Bagai 04/23/09
Hilarious. Well-written.
Margaret Gass04/23/09
I liked your "How to" list--funny and honest. If you make your husband's favorite cake this week, you'll both be blessed...I am sure birthday cake is calorie free, even with all the ingredients! If only my writer's block moments were as creative! :-)
Sonya Leigh04/24/09
Delightful. Amazing. I feel like I know you! oh wait, I think I do know you...I'm pulling my tongue out of my cheek long enough to say, this was howling!
Jan Ackerson 04/27/09
So clever! I grinned all the way through this one. Love your voice--self-deprecation is always funny, and you do it exceptionally well.
Eliza Evans 04/30/09
I just cannot relate to this piece at all. (hee-hee)

What a breath of fun, fresh air!

I can't wait to read more from you. Despite what you say .. You make writing look easy and natural .. and FUN.

Thanks for the smile. :) Wonderful.