Stop laughing at me!
This is not funny! C’mon how stupid are you humans? Strings are toys--not tools.
If you had known that, I wouldn’t be in this position!
“Hey Mom! Look at what Klutz did this time!”
No...no no no no no! You are not going to bring her in are you? Why?! C’mon, just let me down. Please? Just let me down and then no one else will know and...
“Oh, Klutz; how’d you do this one?”
Oh, it’s easy. Especially with the help from you people! C’mon, I was sunbathing and enjoying the view from the window watching the birds. I got a little too comfortable and I fell asleep. The next thing I know, I’m hanging like this!
“Mom, he was just sleeping there and I watched him roll off...I ain’t ever seen him do that before.”
“Neither have I. And your father will not believe this unless…”
Wait! Where are you going? Why won’t you get me down?
Oh no! You are NOT going to do that! Put that flash-box down now!
Bad human! Bad!
AGH! Bright light! I can’t see!
That’s it! As soon as I get down from here, someone WILL die!
Fine. Since you humans aren’t going to be much help to me, I guess it’s up to me. Now...how to get down.
This story was inspired by a picture that the author received in an email. If you wish to see the picture, be on the look out for it when the bricks are dropped on the Faithwriter’s boards.
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