Picker Town is a way-too-cool town. Even the streets have cool names, like Ö Nostril Lane, Snot Boulevard, Nose Hair Place and Booger Avenue. Oh, and I canít forget, Nose Hole Street. Thatís where Pickerís picker-flicker Champion lives and he thinks heís the king now Ė he thinks heís sooo cool. He wants everybody to call him Picker Davey.
He beat me last year Ė I was just one flick away from winning and I almost cried. But I wasnít Ďbout to do that in front of everybody. I just grit my teeth and looked mad.
But just you wait Ö Iím gonna win this year. Iíve been practicin everyday. My mom says Iím gonna run outta boogers, but not me, I never do. She says I have to flick outside though. (Shhhh Ö I sneak when I take a bath. Did you know boogers float?)
And I canít stand the way Picker Davey walks around with his nose in the air like his nose is the Trophy. Like heís king or something. It makes me so mad I donít even look at him.
I want the real one Ö the real trophy.
Itís the biggest, shiniest gold nose trophy I ever seen! I heard they use a real horseís tail for the nose hairs, and then, thereís this green glop they use that feels just like real boogers. And the best part is, they use your own real finger to make a fake finger to stick up the nose! It-is-so-cool! You can even take it out and switch nose holes! Yeah Ö I sooo canít wait.
Iím going to be the best picker-flicker Picker Town has ever seen. Iím gonna be the winner and get that trophy!
Besides Ö girls are better than boys Ė at everything. Pretty soon heís gonna be calling me Queen Daisy.
Queen Picker Daisy.
Yeah Ö I like that.
Girls are best at everything anyway.
My mom says so. And she can prove it.
Sheís got four shiny gold nose trophies on the shelf and oneís still got green glop in it. (My little brother found them one day when mom took them down to shine them up real pretty so sheís only got one left with boogers in it.)
She has them all lined up under a light and each finger is bigger than the other one and mineís gonna to be right next to hers.
Yeah Ö my-mom-is-sooo-cool.
Picker Daveyís not. (tehe)
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