Great job, what is it ?
That’s a creation, that is !
Designed for purpose, and it is specially adapted for its environment, unique.
But its gangly and out of scale – looks like the paper slipped in the photo-copier. Stretched to the point of ridicule, or should that be ‘reticule’.
As I said it was designed for purpose and ….er…. horticulture.
A strong wind would blow it over, it’ll need guy ropes !
Nope, it can widen its supports to give it stability, a bigger ’footprint’ . It won’t need to evolve either ‘cos its taller than all its fellows.
Hope it doesn’t get an itchy head.
Ha, thought of that – it just rubs it against a tree.
It’ll have to be a tall tree !
That’s why I designed it that way you Philistine.
Ok, its not a design – it’s a work of art.
I was thinking an ‘abstract’……No, no, maybe more like….. surrealist !
There’s a limit to how inventive you can be with the raw material of four legs, a body, a head and a tail, you know! Maybe the tail is too much – I’ll make it shorter.
OK, what are you going to call this invention of mine then – I said you could name it.
I was thinking ‘Gerry’ as in Gerry built.
Come on, be fair it deserves better than that.
Alright – something as unique as its shape – how about “Giraffe” ?
Giraffe, yes that sounds about right, I like that.
Shall we move on to the next one – now this one has two teeth that sort of surf out either side of its nose.
Oh no, you’ve got that distortion thing going again. And those ears are enormous…………………
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