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To you, Betty Crocker,
I owe you my life;
if it weren't for your cake mix
I wouldn't be his wife.
I baked HIM a birthday cake
that became Cupid's dart,
delighting HIS taste buds
then stealing his heart.
And to you, Aunt Jemima,
you're strictly "The Most",
cause he thinks I'm the gourmet
that makes his french toast!
And "thanks", Little Debbie,
you're now middle age,
but your snack cakes and cookies,
are still "Front Page"!
And to you, Jimmy Dean,
I can't say enough...
'bout your Guru sausage
that my man rates Top Stuff!
Friends used to tell me
and Mother once said:
"If you don't learn to cook, Child,
ten to one you won't wed."
But thanks to connosseurs
who have seen me through;
I can still have my cake...
and can eat it too!
A culinary expert
I'll never be;
but let's keep it a secret
between you, them and me!
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