ATTENTION ALL SEASONS: MOTHER WEATHER ABDUCTED-PREPARE FOR RESCUE OPERATION (MISSION RED WINTER CODE 666!!!-ASAP)
News just in from Heaven Meteorological Department is that our beloved mom has been kidnapped. Satanic angels are the prime suspects. It seems they are resorting to desperate measures in their ploy to try and win over human souls.
Gospel Intelligence Agency has already done some primary investigations and so far no ransom claims have been made.
The situation analysts have briefed us that it is unlikely that any demands will be made.
Knowing Lucipher, he plans to force Mother Weather to betray her loyalty to heaven by having her alter her designated patterns of occurrence and consequently disrupt Uncle Climateís system of operation and the inevitable result - disasters everywhere.
If that happens the weak believers will turn their backs on God thinking that He caused the devastation and then Satan and his angels can cash in on their vulnerable souls.
Lucipher wants the number of hurricanes, tsunamis, storms, tornadoes and all weather influenced disasters tripled in the coming years and guys, and we just canít let that happen.
We cannot just sit by and let Satan take Godís people for a ride, we must intervene and we must act now. We must get mom back fast before that Devil gets her to do what we may all regret. The people have enough natural weather problems without Lucipher putting a spin on it.
So here is the plan seasons:
Regardless of which part of the earth each one of us is currently active in, we are to increase our temperatures by 666% and direct all the excess heat generated towards the roofs of hell. We are going to burn them skinless-sinless until they let Mama go.
This does not apply to you Winter; we all know you are allergic to heat.
However, Winty, you have the delicate task of making sure you cool off any excess heat that may accidentally fall onto earth. God forbid we burn his people before judgment day without his approval. We will never work this or any other universe ever again and all our powers will be stripped bare. So letís have no mistakes what so ever.
This operation is a secret mission
and has already been approved by the Director of Sky and Galaxy Operations, Dr. Sun.
You know Dr. Sun and mom go way back and this is personal for him too. So spare no punches guys, this is the big one.
Fall and Summer, burn it up! Winter; keep Godís people cooled through these coming days of war.
God has done a lot for our family; let us give our all to protect his people from the Devilís deceptive ways. Heaven is their destiny; letís make sure their faith is strengthened not weakened.
I will personally take care of all the media frenzy that we all know will arise during and after this war so remember, leave all the talking to me and give the press no comment.
I will spring up a great speech for that nosy Moon and his stars paparazzi reporters so that they donít go digging up on our operation and leak it to Lucipherís camp.
Okay guys letís get to work but first let us pray as our savior taught us: Our father who art in heaven, hallowed be thy name, thy kingdom come . . .
God bless us all guys and letís bring mom home safely and keep his people believing.
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