Previous Challenge Entry (Level 2 – Intermediate)
Topic: At Wit’s End (02/13/14)
We welcome all of those who have been given a bump in the road or who have people in their lives who just won’t cooperate. Here at Wits End Inn we will make you feel numb and never expect you to leave. Some of our most valued customers are those who are filled with fear and refuse to try anything different or new. This seems to be their home away from home. Why leave Wits End Inn when there are halls filled with those who are encouraging you to stay miserable?
We have beautiful conference rooms at Wits End Inn, the best in the world, I believe. We have seating for a multitude because we know that misery loves company. And the conference room is set up in a perfect fashion for you to discuss over and over all the latest infractions that have brought you to Wits End Inn. We have state of the art equipment that will even allow you to play recorded messages over and over as many times as you need. We don’t want to stand in the way of you making yourself feel as bad as possible.
We boast a large party room for those of you who like nothing better than inviting everybody you know through the doors of lovely Wits End Inn. We know that when the car breaks down or plans fall apart, there is no better place to have a grand party than in our party room at Wits End Inn. There is no closing time, you can party on and on worrying and fretting with every single friend who arrives to help you commiserate in your misfortunes.
We could never leave out the vast dining experience here at Wits End Inn. We know that those who come and stay with us love to eat a steady diet of everybody else’s opinions and pessimism, so we have a variety of places to dine. Our dining areas are open around the clock so that you are able to feed off of one another’s problems until your belly is full.
Please rest assured that here at Wits End Inn we have no work out equipment. We have found that very few who enter the doors rarely want to work anything out, so the equipment became obsolete. You can stay here as long as you want without feeling pressured to work out a single thing.
We do want to caution all who enter: The longer you stay with us, the harder it becomes to move on with your life. The amenities here are great. Many love to stay regardless of the people and opportunities in your life that may get overlooked by all that blinds you here at Wits End Inn.
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