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Topic: Irritated (11/08/12)
TITLE: About Irritation, from a Musca Domestica
By Hugh Houchin
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The ancient one, though, carries battle scars; the loss of sight in one eye, when a window fan blew fly-spray into the fly-hero’s flight path, and arthritis, from dodging fly swatters and rolled newspapers. Nevertheless, Whirlwind plans to keep scheduling speaking engagements, for as long as possible.
His message never varies: Dire consequences often result from being irritated. The story Whirlwind tells is true, which further enraptures the packed assembly halls
With all four legs malformed from bending in coil like positions, to accelerate quick escapes, the aged fly-icon hobbled to the podium, amid thunderous flyplause. When it abated Whirlwind began. “Being irritated has consequences, and the consequences result in bedlam. But, on the positive side, it takes at least two to irritate. So, it’s a simple, but difficult to comprehend, concept. In order to eliminate irritation, one party must remain calm and think clearly.
“To become irritated, one of the parties must perceive being teased or tormented. It doesn’t matter if it’s true or not, it’s the perception. Oftentimes, this disillusion leads to frothing like behavior and frustration, synonyms of irritation.”
Silence reigned in the assembly hall. If one of the Musca domestica needed to fly to the restroom, it best wait because the humming wings would disrupt the audience’s concentration.
“Which brings us to the other side,” Whirlwind continued. We’ll call it the offending party, and in most cases the perception is it’s the fly-world. That may be true, though, because many times flies, when calmness is of the essence, become energized and emotional, and react in inept and clumsy ways.
“For example, I remember training a newbie, in the taste and escape technique. You know, at a picnic, when someone is about to take the first bite from a burger, to buzz down and land on the other side of the burger and stare. It’s guaranteed to irritate. Both hands are on the burger with no fly swatter or spray, to say nothing of the fly-sewage being left on the burger, its fly ecstasy.”
The audience emits a fly-roar, which reverberates off the assembly hall ceiling.
“However, Whirlwind went on, “The newbie, with no experience about irritation, became brash and left the perch of protection; the burger. No one would swat or spray the burger. Nevertheless, the newbie took one irritating step too many and lit on the table, as one last gesture of arrogance, and swat, someone, not taken into account, ended his debut of conceit.”
The audience buzzed in knowing affirmation. Except for newbies in the crowd, all could relate to the story, and the finality of its ending.
“In conclusion,” Whirlwind said. “Learn from a long-lived Musca domestica; pay attention to battle scars and learn the limits of irritation. That secures each party a position in a relationship, and each party feels content and safe in that position.
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