Do you ever have days where you just
get out of bed in the morning and you
know everything is just working
against you. Boy, don't I know. I
was just waking up when I heard my dog
in the bathroom getting sick. Nice way
to wake up huh. So, I carefully
stepped out of my room hopeing not to
find anything wet and slimy with my
feet. I don't know about all of you
but the first thing I have to do in
the morning is go to the bathroom.. Of
course someone didn't put the seat
down and splash wet the tushy. After
that wet morning bath I go and begin
making coffee. Since I really am not
awake yet I reach into the cabbinet
and pull down the coffee all over
myself. Ok, I forgot to put the lid
on tight and now I look like a
chocolate covered snowman. Looks like
I need a shower. While in the shower
I remember that I needed to buy more
soap so I have to use my husbands.
Now I smell like Irish Spring. Hope
all the Irish madiens don't chase
after me. My clothes are still wet in
the dryer since I was side tracked and
forgot to turn in on the night before.
While waiting for my clothes to dry I
begin making breakfast. The dog wants
out. I let the dog out who decides
that he needs to chase a deer into the
woods. So, I run outside forgetting I
only have a towel on, when my
neighboor whistles at me. I can't even
begin to tell you how many shades of
red I was. I step back into the house
to find my toast that was in the
toaster had a fight with the toaster
and lost, so in his defense he smoked
up the whole house. When my husband
smelled the smoke he came running out
of the bedroom.
"What's going on, is everyone ok?"
I proceed to tell him about my morning,
and how now I'm going to be late for
work. He just gets this silly grin on
his face and laughs.
"What's so funny" I ask?
" Honey it's Saturday. You don't work today."
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